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The “almost saints”

My apologies dear readers for the long delay in updating ye olde blog, but I have a good excuse…actually the best of all excuses for a writer – I was writing!  I’ve added a few more saints to holy cards, volume 2, and in so doing, my research uncovered a curious thing.  There are ensconced in the canon of the saints, several women for whom there is little or no historical evidence.  Case in point, St. Agnes of Rome.  Catholics may recognize her name from the First Eucharistic Prayer, a great honour indeed.  Furthermore they may be well acquainted with her story – a young girl, maybe twelve, who refused to give up her virginity having consecrated herself to Christ, is miraculously preserved from all kinds of tortures, and finally put to death by the sword.  A compelling story, but modern hagiographers (people who study the lives of the saints) are pretty sure most of it is legend.  There is a tomb with her name on it in Rome, containing the body of a young girl, likely a martyr, but as for the rest of the story, it appears someone made it up.  And it’s a common motif in the legends of the early martyrs – a beautiful young woman consecrates her virginity, faces various tortures undaunted or, as with Agnes, completely unscathed, until the frustrated Roman official finally lops off her head.  In fact, the story is so common, I’m left to wonder why these Romans didn’t just go straight for the sword in the first place  instead of dallying with firewood that wouldn’t light, animals that refused to attack, or brothels that failed to corrupt.

Be that as it may, there are several, I daresay many other saints, canonized, deeply revered today with countless churches to their names who we’re not altogether certain ever existed at all.  On the other hand, there are two “saints” for whom we have substantial historical evidence as well as their prolific writings, and yet they were never officially canonized, leading a curious sort such as myself to ask “how come?”

Hildegard of Bingen was by all accounts a remarkable woman.  Abbess, visionary, musician, composer, artist, playwright, herbalist, naturopath, preacher, theologian, counselor and correspondent, Sister Feisty (as I like to call her) was a faithful daughter of the Church until she ran afoul of Church authority when she allowed the burial of a young nobleman on the monestery property.  The man had been earlier excommunicated, and as such could not be buried in holy ground.  Hildegard though, either through direct contact with the man before he died, or, what is more likely, through the revelation of one of her visions which she held infallible, believed the man had been reconciled with the Church before his death and therefore entitled to sacred burial.  The prelates of Mainz, acting in the name of the archbishop, ordered her to dig him up and cast him out.  Sister Feisty said “You know what?  I don’t think so.”  They then sent civil authorities to exhume the body, but before they arrived Hildegard had removed all the markings from his grave and the surrounding graves so they couldn’t tell which was his.  Not willing to risk digging up some rich nobleperson’s favourite aunt, they withdrew, but the archbishop placed the abbey under interdict, which must have been like death to the nuns.  They could not sing the Liturgy of the Hours nor partake of the sacraments until Hildegard repented her obstinacy.  When her pleas to her archbishop went unheeded, the neighbouring archbishop of Cologne stepped in and lifted the interdict.  How Hildegard manged to secure his intervention when he had no jurisdiction in her case remains a mystery, but the archbishop of Mainz grudgingly confirmed the reversal on his return from Rome.  The cause for Hildegard’s canonization has been opened four seperate times, but never completed and there is speculation this incident may be responsible.

Then there’s Julian of Norwich, my latest holy card from volume 2.  She was an anchorite, who had herself walled up in a church so she could dedicate her life to prayer and contemplation.  She became seriously ill and nearly died, but upon her recovery wrote “Sixteen Revelations of Divine Love,” the first book written in English by a woman.  Her theology manifests an invincible optimism as well demonstrated in her famous affirmation, “All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well.”  There are in her work some radical depictions of Christ as Mother, as well as hints of universal salvation, i.e. that all are saved, and I sense this may be why she was never canonized.  Although, as one commentator remarked, Julian did believe in hell, but she remained convinced that nothing was beyond the reach of God’s power and desire to save.  No doubt this is a theological sticky wicket, one that much brighter minds than mine must wrestle with, but I do find it passing strange how easily the legend of a virgin martyr is given such easy credance in the face of  little factual corroboration, while troublesome, controversial and downright uppity women who stand foursquare in Church history are left in the margins.

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Groovin’ at The Mudpuppy

Yours ever faithfully has just accepted an invitation to read at “Beat Night at The Mudpuppy” on Saturday, February 12.  For those of you not hip to the lingo, “Beat Night” refers to an evening of poetry and music, a throwback to the beatnik gatherings of the 50’s and early 60’s – social precursors to the hippie generation.  And “The Mudpuppy” is Amherstburg’s own arts and culture gallery at 264 Dalhousie Street.  The shindig goes from 7 to 10 pm, which will be interesting since I’m usually in bed by 9:30, but a little shot of expresso and some two-sided sticky tape on the old eyelids should do the trick.  It promises to be a totally cool happenin’, daddy-o, so be there or be square.  OK, I’ll stop now…

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Books, wonderful books!

Everyone out there who recognized the title to this post as a takeoff  on “Food, Wonderful Food” from the musical Oliver! get a gold star out of petty cash and plant it on your forehead.  It is my considered opinion that books are a particularly delectable form of food for the mind and the spirit and, in the case of one of my Grade 2 classmates with a bizarre predilection for eating paper, for the body too, although I don’t recommend that last one.  I love books, adore books, and, not surprisingly I guess, I’ve embarked on a career of writing books.  Since childhood, reading has been my passion.  If you want to make me happy, give me a gift card for Chapters and turn me loose for an hour or so.

This is precisely what my dear sister Chris did –  sent me a gift card for my birthday and then another one for Christmas.  I didn’t get a chance to use the first one before the second came my way because the nearest Chapters is 20 miles away and Pa ‘n me don’t git to the big city much since the horse up ‘n died and Pa said he ain’t about to pull the buggy no more ’til I’m shed of a few pounds.  Nevertheless, yesterday we put everything on hold and headed into Windsor to do some serious book shopping.  Pa dropped me at Chapters and then left to ogle power tools and whatnot, and I told him not to come back until the street lights came on.

Ah dear reader, imagine the insane sense of buying power that comes with the possession of not one, but TWO gift cards!  I floated around the store inspecting every bin and shelf and even wasted some time in the candles and yoga mats aisle.  (Yoga mats?  Why would a bookstore carry yoga mats?)  At last I settled on four beautiful volumes:  The Mistress of Nothing by Kate Pullinger (winner of the GG), The Bishop’s Man by Linden Macintyre (winner of the Giller), Invincible Spirits: A Thousand Years of Women’s Spiritual Writings compiled by Felicity Leng.  This last one I thought would be a good resource to help me put the final touches on holy cards, volume 2.  Also, it was on for $4.99 down from $18.95 and when it comes to bargains, well, mama didn’t raise no fool.  Lastly, I picked up a self-help book because dear reader, this is one self that needs all the help it can get – Deepak Chopra’s Perfect Health: The Complete Mind Body Guide.  And there you have it – enough reading material to keep my lips moving for weeks! 

Heaven…I’m in heaven…

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And a lovely afternoon was had by all

Well, our open house at Big Tony’s yesterday was a ton of fun!  People kept coming in all afternoon, browsed and shopped and chatted up the publishers and authors from Black Moss Press, Biblioasis and Walkerville Publishing.  And the nibblies were totally awesome, to coin a phrase.  Big Tony has a Big Brick Oven which he uses to make his culinary delights, and it works goooood!

I got to meet some very interesting people, some of whom were kind enough to purchase my book, and before the afternoon was done, there were tentative plans made for a writers’ retreat.  Very nice!  And I’m learning that writing is about more than just, well, writing.  It’s about building relationships too, and I don’t mean networking, although that’s very  important.  It’s about listening to folks, their ideas and their creativity.  It’s engaging in honest and open communication, all of which can lead to some fascinating conversations and spirited debates.  It’s about hearing the crackle of electricity in the room, rubbing shoulders with other people’s imagination, and feeling inspired, eager to return to your literary calling.  I would encourage any aspiring writer to haunt your local book fests, book launches, readings, writing salons, and ‘meet and greet’ with authors.  You’ll encounter people who can help you with your writing and your desire for publication, and even better, you may be enriched by lasting friendships as well.

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